Other Ways To Make Money Online (Other than Affiliate Marketing)
Affiliation is your path to making money, but you would rather explore the debris of online income opportunities. Fair enough, this is a guide to inferior ways to make money online.
Laughing all the way to the bank. Start early kid, and don't forget those prudent words from good ol' Marilyn; If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. Now, you may be laughing uncontrollably on your way to the bank, but guess who will be frantically screaming when your return back home. Deep and divert. The lesson, kid, is this: Affiliation on the web is still going strong, and by far the best opportunities can be found in affiliate marketing, but it doesn't hurt to be aware of other alternatives. Because, you know, knowledge. K.N.O.W.L.E.D.G.E. Know ledge, kid. Percieve the ridge, capiche?
You poor kid; Trying hard to get rich in front of that computer, dreaming of making money online, all day long. Yet you, sad soul, have failed. Why? Could it possibly be because you refuse to acknowledge the obvious:
Affiliation is your path to making money, but you, impoverished child, would rather explore the debris of online income opportunities.
Alliliate marketing is still the best way to make money online and that's that.
But it's okay, you are in denial.
It's your choice. Spend your time envisioning unicorns and chasing rainbows, guess what you will obtain?
That's right, son. You fathomed it. Soon, young prophet, soon. Any minute now you too can enjoy an uninterrupted flow of unicorns and rainbows.
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They All Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano … But When I Started To Play!~ ...I Laughed Out Loud; and Rolled On The Floor.
It's hilarious actually, that people (including this reader (that means you)) are searching for ways to make money online, and find themselves at this page. You should be reading and learning about affiliate marketing. Because, repeat repeat, affiliate marketing is the way to earn income online, for most people. Human irrationality is amusing, as expressed in their search for wealth in the weirdest of places. Affiliation will be neglected, and lesser options will prevail.
What is the best way to get rich quick from the internet? The indoctrinated knows. Wwwealth is created by making videos and collecting ad revenue from "cartel" video sharing services; adopting the poignant influencer lifestyle; flipping domains; trading and investing in things they really don't understand; crypto mining and ICO's; collecting pennies from surveys; auctioning your personal belongings; streaming; madness.
Inferior Ways To Make Money Online
Affiliate marketing is the best way to make money online for most people. We have said it and it has been written and now you read it. Nevermind. These are some inferior methods to attain worthless pieces of paper from the internet.
- Rumpology. But you ask: Is there something else I can do with my time, something that will generate a little less money, something less interesting, something other than affiliate marketing? But you ask, and butt you shall receive. Rumpology, or butt reading, is the art of reading the buttocks. Some people actually make money online from this. One lady, let's call her lady, does these rumpology readings by mail, she receives digital photos of rumps from customers all over the world, and the lady will analyze the bum for $125. Everyone has a butt, the income potential; endless. For profit seekers like yourself this is a rear opportunity of a life time. The competition is far behind, and if you're ambitious and push hard you too can become a world-renowned rumpologist.
- Google, start the next one. All you have to do is to come up with something better. We're not not joking. Speaking of evil (don't be evil), the next money-making opportunity is an interesting one...
- Give money away, online. As in philanthropy? No. As in banking. It's crazy, and nefarious, but you can actually make money by giving money away. With a gun, you can rob a bank. With a bank, and you can rob the world. Spend a few years researching what money really is, and you will arrive at the conclusion that money is worthless. That's not all. Banks create money from nothing then they "give" it away with interest. Some think it's genius, other refer to this as the biggest scam in history.
- Facebook & Friends. The infamous Louis Bloom once proclaimed that a friend is a gift you give yourself. Mark, the one, succeeded at monetizing friends, by far the worst idea ever, barely elucidated in the tagline (and the TLDW;) of The Social Network, the movie: You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies. Social networks is not a new thing, Alexander the Great was a... great man producing great quotes: I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. Connecting the dots for you here, but Mufasa spoke directly to Zuckerberg when he said that a king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king. Truer words were never spoken. Kiara (or was it Kopa?) poses a warning to all heads of social networks. A very famous woman, rarely referred to as Mary Westmacott, stated the obvious: If you place your head in a lion's mouth, then you cannot complain one day if he happens to bite it off. As Einstein so adequately put it: Don't start a social network at home, kids.
This list could have been much longer. Wait but why?
Although affiliate marketing is the best way for most people to make money online, there are other alternatives to consider. Now that you have considered the alternatives, it's time to reconsider affiliate marketing.
